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Have a burning question about lobstering? Ask Leroy!

9/22/2020

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Capt. Leroy Weed, telling it like it is. Photo courtesy the Maine Center for Coastal Fisheries.

Deer Isle native is a viral hit...and hoot...about all things lobster


STONINGTON—My neighbor, a long-time lobsterman, told me the other day: “There’s this guy you gotta check out, named Leroy. Friend told me about him. On YouTube, old guy like me whose been in the business all his life. He’s answering people’s questions and I hear he’s pretty funny.”
He was talking about Leroy Weed, 79, a Deer Isle lobsterman who is getting some statewide and national attention as a spokesman for the lobstering life in an online video series by the Maine Center for Coastal Fisheries, where he answers any and all questions about fishing and commercial fisheries in Maine.

Last summer, the Center hired Leroy to be an educator in their interpretive center in Stonington Harbor called “Discovery Wharf.” Leroy greeted visitors, answered questions, and told stories to more than 7,000 visitors. You could say Leroy was one of the Center’s biggest attractions. He loved his role and told Executive Director Paul Anderson it was the “best job he ever had.”

But with COVID-19 changing the Center’s summer plans, they decided, instead, to ask their visitors to call in questions for Leroy and sit him down in front of a camera with a microphone to answer them. The results have been a viral hit on the Internet called “Ask Leroy.”

The big part of Leroy’s appeal is his dry and cheeky humor. In Episode 5, the video starts with Leroy pressing the wrong button on an Amazon Echo speaker, when Alexa pipes up with a complaint that she can’t connect to the WiFi network, to which Leroy answers: “Is that a question or what? You send Alexa down there and I’ll straighten her out. She’ll be connected to sumpin–I don’t know what.”

Weed grew up in a family of 10 children on Deer Isle, which he explains in Episode 10.

“Growing up was very rural, a lot of big families on the island, six to 10 kids per family was common,” he explained. “Everybody worked for the group. You worked for the good of everybody and working the water was our mainstay. Scalloping was a winter project and most of the lobster fishermen stopped in November and then went scalloping. Lobster wasn't worth a whole lot back then, maybe 30 cents a pound. We worked year-round—daylight at 3:30 a.m. until it got dark. It was hard work, but we learned how to be self-sufficient. We knew how to dig clams, catch scallops, mussels. Important staples. And we built our own traps, half rounds. We learned and how to work on the house, how to butcher animals, pigs, chicken, ducks, geese, and goats. We could hunt...could pick blueberries, blackberries, apples. There was never a shortage of something to do. You never forgot the lessons because they were hard lessons, and you stayed at it until you learned it.”
We decided to ask Leroy a couple of questions of our own.

Q: Some lobstermen are annoyed by tourist questions—after a lifetime of them, what made you want to jump right in and answer them?
A: Well, I don’t tell them how much money I make, and that’s the only one I won’t answer. Some people will get upset if you ask how much money they earn, and then they’ll just stop answering questions. They’ll say ‘Yup, I gotta go, can’t be bothered, and that’s the end of that.’ So, if you want to know what’s involved in how lobstering works, we can answer that. I don’t know all the ins and outs of it, but I’ve been doing it for 58 years, so it’s a learned profession—learn by doing. We’ve had questions on how boats are designed, how a trap works, how to cook up a lobster and get the meat out. Well, wouldn’t you know, we had all kinds of calls from restaurants too! Some chefs don’t know how to get all the meat out of a lobster. They just rip the claws off and throw the rest of it away. We’re gonna do a video to show them how to use the whole lobster. You grow up the way I did, you eat everything but the eyeballs.

Q: Speaking of, I was most interested in learning how you grew up on Deer Isle...
A: Well, I haven’t growed up yet—I’m still a kid! If you grow up, you get serious, you see? And then you won’t have any fun...

Q: I was going to say, with the pandemic and even before then, there’s been this resurgence in learning self-sufficient outdoor and homesteading skills—what do you think of that?
I think that it’s a good thing—if it drives them, go for it. My son goes fishing and tonight, he brought in a big cusk. That’s what we’ll have for supper tomorrow night. I got seven grandkids. And my grandson went lobstering with me. He wanted money for college, so he got on the boat and earned it.

Q: What’s the craziest questions you’ve ever gotten from the public?
A: Well, some of ‘em have asked me, ‘How do you know there’s lobsters in the traps?’ so, I tell ‘em, ‘We got this fiberoptic line; we look down the line and see if he’s in there.’ The other question we get a lot is ‘Why are the boats all parked in the same direction?’ And I just say, ‘So, they can all get out and not run into each other.’ But, then, I follow up with them and explain it and say ‘It’s the way the wind and the tide turn them.’

According to the Anderson, the Center just completed Episode 11 right now and plan on continuing through October. They have the videos posted on their website, on their YouTube channel, and on Facebook. The series has been very popular with some episodes racking up nearly 20,000 views and their YouTube channel gaining more than 500 subscribers.
To see the individual episodes visit: https://coastalfisheries.org/media/videos/

This story first appeared on www.penbaypilot.com on 9/16/2020 by Kay Stephens

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Things Flatlanders Say

7/17/2018

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Photo courtesy Ryan Bridges
There is a scene in The Ghost Trap where the characters talk about some of the more outlandish questions tourists have ever asked lobstermen...such as "why do all the boats point the same way?" and "What time of year do the deer turn into moose?" True stories, all of them..and that's why they made it into the book.

Well I belong to a private FB page for lobstermen and they shared this photo, along with more stories in the comments. Note: Names have been left off to protect the members' privacy.

"I was once asked if I set all my traps in the morning and then bring them all home at night."

"Lololol I was pulling a half tote of cod up the dock one time and a tourist looked in the tote and asked what kind of fish is that??? I replied codfish... her lady friend told me I was wrong... those are Trout 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"

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My wife overheard a conversation between two tourist that went like this. "What are the painted objects floating in the water?" "They're lobster buoys, see how some are laying down and some are standing?' "Yes" "When a lobster walks in a trap it causes the buoy to stand, that's how lobstermen know which traps to haul." True story."

"Lmao... I was eating at the weather vane once and the guy in back of us was saying he knows everything about lobsters... so I listened he told his girlfriend for starters they don’t go any deeper than 20 feet... I stopped listening 😂😂😂"



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The Top Ten Most Entertaining Questions Tourists Have Asked On Schooners

11/3/2010

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The Top Ten Most Entertaining Questions Tourists Have Asked On Schooners 

This past summer I spent some time with the schooner bums down on the Camden wharf and collected a few of the best questions tourists have ever asked.  None of these have been made up. They are actual questions. 


1. “How do you get the boats to all point in the same direction?”

2. “What do you do with the islands in the winter?”

3. “How many sunset sails do you do in a day?”

4. “How long is your two-hour tour?”

5. (Pointing to the mainland, from where they’d just sailed out of.)
“What town is that?”

6. “What time are we going to get to see the whales?”

7. “What’s the difference between salt water and fresh water?”

8. “Is this an island surrounded by water?”

9. (To a 25-year-old deck hand after a tourist asked how old she was)
“Were you on the maiden voyage of 1978?”

10. (After taking pictures of the passengers and announcing that the pictures would be available at the souvenir store on the wharf.)
“How will we know which photos are ours?”

Bonus question because it was too good to leave off the list. And because this is a line also featured in The Ghost Trap.

“What time of year do the deer turn into moose?”

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Four more great Maine expressions

10/11/2010

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Four more great expressions from the winner of our contest, Hal Learnard!

(Hmm these have quite the angle on the ladies. Do we have any good ones we can throw back to the gents?)

While discussing someone who is sick, hungover or exceptionally pale;
His eyes were like two piss holes in the snow!

While observing a well endowed young lady bouncing around without the support of a bra;
Gawd ! Ain't she all adrift.

While discussing a lady of dubious virtue;
She's definitely  T M U ---True Mileage Unknown !

While discussing a lady of sizable girth;
She measures 4 by 4 , whichever way you read your tape.


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And The Winner of The Best Maine Expression Is...

10/2/2010

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Congrats to Hal Learnard of Washburn, ME! In our "Best Maine Expression" contest, he won the most votes with his old-time saying:

HE'S LIKE THE BUTTON ON THE BACKHOUSE DOOR, HE'S BEEN AROUND A LOT!!!!

Now if you didn't quite get what that means (and I have to admit, I was stumped) here's Hal's explanation:

The expression comes from the LOCK on the old time out house.  The door swings out and when closed it is held in the lock position by a short slat with a nail in the middle. When you turn the slat (button) AROUND one way (horizontal) it holds the door against the frame. Turn the BUTTON AROUND to the vertical position and it allows the door to open. Hence : the lock gets turned around a great deal.

Get it? Ha ha ha!!

Anyway, congrats to Hal who gets a personalized copy of The Ghost Trap sent to him today and thanks to everyone else who put in some mighty choice expressions, some of which I'll list here. Some others were just too dirty--(but freakin' funny) to print!

“Give ’er tha dinnah, guy.” Usually chanted while someone is doing something stupid and show offy in a big, muddy truck.

“She's got a wicked nice body but looks like someone took a clam rake to her face”

Being a parent: “if you can’t feed em, don't breed em.”

"It’s blowin’ like a whore at a Legionairs convention…."

" Jeeh-zus, I wus sweatin hahda than a two dollah whore on fitty cent nite."

How much a girl weighs:
"She’s four ax-handles cross the width guy, guy!!!"

How to console someone:
"Get a couplah Bud poundahs in ya and you’ll be alright there, guy."

On someone's intelligence
"Oh that guy? He’s nummah than a hake."

When your truck won't work.
"What’s wrong? Is it all stove up?"

When you see someone you think you know:
"Hey, wasn’t you the blueberry princess? Was that you up to Walmahts?"

When something goes wicked fast:
“It’s like sh** through a tin horn”

How big is her ass?
“She’s got the ass the size of a $2 mule’s”

The way Mainers comment on anything:
"Christ, bub. Jeezum, guy."

If you weren't born in Maine:
"Just because your cat has her kittens in the oven don’t mean you can call ’em biscuits."

On being scared:
"Shaking hardah than a dog sh****n’ razor blades…guy.”

The all-time classic:
“Hahd tellin’, not knowin’.”

How did you get so drunk?

"Well I was “bailin it right to me.”

On the proper way to say Bangor
“Banger – I didn’t even know her”



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