Four more great Maine expressions

Four more great expressions from the winner of our contest, Hal Learnard!

(Hmm these have quite the angle on the ladies. Do we have any good ones we can throw back to the gents?)

While discussing someone who is sick, hungover or exceptionally pale;
His eyes were like two piss holes in the snow!

While observing a well endowed young lady bouncing around without the support of a bra;
Gawd ! Ain't she all adrift.

While discussing a lady of dubious virtue;
She's definitely  T M U ---True Mileage Unknown !

While discussing a lady of sizable girth;
She measures 4 by 4 , whichever way you read your tape.